It's Hot!

One thing about living in a tropical country, I don't have to worry about cold weather. Do I? Well, after 27 years living in Thailand, I can feel pretty cold when the temperature drops below 25 Celsius (78 deg. Fahrenheit).

In Thailand, the year has three seasons. Or maybe it would be better to say that the Thais divide the year into three seasons. Farangs (European-descended foreigners) sometimes say the seasons are Hot, Hotter, and Hotter Than The Hinges of Hell. The Thai names for the seasons are Dry, Rainy, and Cold. I've seen other names for them, like Hot Dry and Hot Rainy, but the Thai names are single words.

I think my favorite is the Rainy season. You have to understand that during the Rainy Season it doesn't rain every day. Somewhere I read an anecdote about Winston Churchill visitingBelize. As he descended from the plane it was raining, so he asked the Governor if it was the Rainy Season. The Governor replied, "In Belize we have two seasons. In one season it rains every day, in the other it rains all day."

In Thailand during the Rainy Season it doesn't rain every day. It just rains more than during the Dry Season. It is not the case that if never rains during the Dry Season, it's just that it rains a lot less than during the Rainy Season. The Dry Season, which the Thais also call the Hot Season, it might rain two or three times during the period from the end of February to the end of May. In recent years the season has actually been ending about the middle of April, with rains two or three times a week.

During the Rainy Season, from about the end of May until the end of October, it mostly rains four or five times a week, with more rain coming in September and October. October is notorious for the floods in Bangkok, but the last few years have seen flooding earlier in the season in provinces farther north, even in Chiang Mai province as early as May.

Anyway, there is good reason why the Thais call the Dry Season the Hot Season as well -- even somebody who hates cold as much as me has to admit that it gets uncomfortably warm. I get uncomfortable when the temperature goes over 36 deg. Centigrade (96 F.). Since I'm retired and don't have to actually labor out in the sun I can tolerate it, even though I sweat.

I used to wonder about novels I read which described characters who had spent many years in the tropics. When they returned "home" (usually England) they were cold all the time. Well, I can simulate that by going any place that has air conditioning in Thailand (such as my own bedroom since last week). If the temperature goes below 27 deg. C (80 F) I feel chilly. 25 C (78 F) is downright cold. After a couple of hours I can't stand it.